AUTHOR MR. E. SCARES (Various Titles - see listing)

£10.00 - £75.00

MY FIRST SPLATTERPUNK BOOK
Erica Gibbons has a lot of explaining to do. Along with her parents, John and Angela Gibbons, she has been called into the headmaster's office as, apparently, her teacher didn't like the rather vivid picture Erica had drawn of her getting stabbed in the neck with a pencil. The headmaster was just as shocked by the violent image. Her mum and dad were not concerned with the painting though. They thought it captured the teacher's look perfectly and they liked the "shine" Erica had managed to give the blood too. It was Erica's other paintings which gave them cause for concern: Nice, pretty pictures of scenery - a farm, some woods, a peaceful looking lake... All the spots where John and Angela had been burying the dead bodies of those they butchered. See, John and Angela were not normal parents; they were serial killers and Erica was their only witness.

 

RANCID RHYMES FOR ROTTEN TIMES - LIMERICK BOOK / ILLUSTRATED
A fully illustrated book of limericks and drabbles; dark and twisted for ages 13 to adults. For fans of Tim Burton's Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy. For fans of GOOSEBUMPS and the work of Roald Dahl! Mr. E Scares is a new author to Chill and Thrill your children with twisted tales and spooky scares!

 

THE BLOODSTAINED HOUSE AT THE END OF THE ROAD (BOOK ONE)

When Edward and Emily move to a new town, they start to hear strange stories about the red bricked house at the end of their road. Are the scary stories about their creepy neighbour true? For fans of GOOSEBUMPS and the work of Roald Dahl! Mr. E Scares is a new author to Chill and Thrill your children with twisted tales and spooky scares

 

DEATH, DEMONS AND DETENTION (BOOK TWO)

After Edward and Emily had investigated The Bloodstained House at the end of the road (book 1), they didn't think their time in their new home and new town could get any worse. They were wrong! Book 2 in the series picks up from the end of The Bloodstained House at the end of the road and continues the story to horrifying new heights!

MARSHMALLOWS AND MONSTERS (BOOK THREE)

After Edward and Emily had survived death, demons and detention (book 2), they are finally in a position to get some answers as to why they had to move and what is behind this craziness in their new home town. Of course, in the life of Edward and Emily, it's never straight forward and simple. Once again they find themselves in grave danger!

 

THE LONELY FART (ILLUSTRATED BOOK)

A fully illustrated limerick book about a Lonely Fart trying to find a friend.