Some Festive Cheer! (Appear in Matt Shaw's 2026 festive novella)

Santa is fed up. Coal no longer acts as a deterrent to stop the children from misbehaving. He knows he needs to up his game. And how does the jolly fat man go about this? He leaves the coal at home and, instead, murders the bastard children instead. Problem solved. 

This is YOUR chance to appear in the book as a victim of Father Christmas himself. Those will choose this option will find themselves murdered in a fun little section within the book AND - you'll receive a copy of the PDF as soon as the book is edited (around March / April time) - MONTHS before its official release.