Dick-Nose - signed paperback

Jeremy Jumper isn’t like normal people. He has a medical
condition which causes a large mass to grow on the end of
his nose. It starts as a red mark and, over the following
days, balloons to ridiculous size. Strangers stop and stare,
others dive for cover, worried it’s about to explode.

Of course Jeremy has a close group of friends around him
who are nothing but supportive of him and his condition.
Whenever it flares up, they have his back and... Oh who
am I trying to kid? Jeremy’s friends are cunts and tease
him relentlessly.

But, as the mass grows, so too does Jeremy’s temper and
it’s only a matter of time before something explodes. The
question is: what will pop first? The lump or the violent
rage brewing within him?